So, just to change things up, I am going to do a shorter post today that is going to make fun of some of the latest headlines from the NFL from both Yahoo Sports and ESPN.
Yahoo Sports
Source: Goodell is watching Favre Situation- Hey, is this the same guy who fined Bill Belichick $500,000 for simply watching some defensive signals? What a hyprocrite?
Hester Skips Bear Camp in Holdout- In related news, Hester has recently been spotted using his blazing speed to run the hell away from Chicago.
Bears, Top Pick Williams Agree to Deal- In related news, Williams has recently been spotted using his not-so-blazing speed to run the hell away from Chicago.
Broncos WR Rod Smith to Retire?- It's about time. This guy is like 500 years old.
Rams DE Wroten Suspended for Season- He must have done some pretty Wrotten things.
ESPN
Report: NFL Security Visits Vikings on Favre Charge- In related news, the NFL announces that the use of phrases like "Favre Charge" are a part of a new promotion that has been codenamed "Rhyme Time".
Army Says Campbell Can't Play for Lions- Lions say Campbell can't go to the Army. Touché.
Coughlin Hints Shockey Put Himself Above Team- Coughlin means that Shockey is a narcissistic jerk.
Raiders Tell Jordan to Stay Away from Camp: ESPN now reports that Jordan refused to comply with with team orders and was promptly swallowed alive by the Black Hole.
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